godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

dustinmathisen:

ohhyesdavidtennant:

a very confused 9 for your dash

You can see he’s thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S THE SAME SIZE ON THE INSIDE!!”

dingdongyouarewrong:

ross-thedivorcer:

damn-a-frica:

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

idk man i think its pronounced gif

is that john green?

if anyone asks me what tumblr is i will show them this text post

pearls-for-cats:

comeon-kittylove:

markssailingthecrisscolfership:

breatheinthemusic:

deduction019:

Things that are NOT okay. 

• This post.

No.

wow even I love this and I don’t watch either of these shows

crying

I love that the tone between these two shows matches, when its the whole superwholock sets you can really see a tonal difference, supernatural has a much colder bluish tone.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

lameborghini:

onestrangekid:

lameborghini:

are there any text post ideas left or are we just recycling the same ideas over and over again

I don’t have a witty reply to your text post because all of them have already been used

i can’t think of a sarcastic remark that hasn’t been said before